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@2 days ago with 116479 notes
me:haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them:no
me:*shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them:we're not
me:*eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
@3 days ago with 178550 notes

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@4 days ago with 310998 notes

darling-dontletgo:

lokistoner:

carving:

Isn’t it weird how God killed 2.4 million people in the bible and Satan killed 10

image

reblogging because ^ 

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@6 days ago with 152777 notes
elionking:

gallifrey-feels:

hey-sass-butt:

alicatx:

threeheadguy:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

  #Reasons why I haies #they do mes the pet

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^boldedBut this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?they do bet bad shit happenack.I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?
and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.
ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.
Ale.

is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something

Did I just switch channels or something what language is this

Oh thank god it’s not just me

*sobbing* what the fuck is happening


i thought i was the only confused one

elionking:

gallifrey-feels:

hey-sass-butt:

alicatx:

threeheadguy:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^bolded

But this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?

they do bet bad shit happenack.

I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?

and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.

ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.


Ale.

is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something

Did I just switch channels or something what language is this

Oh thank god it’s not just me

*sobbing* what the fuck is happening

i thought i was the only confused one

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@1 week ago with 838449 notes

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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@3 days ago with 143591 notes

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@3 days ago with 565 notes

asslikemattfacelikegilinsky:

captain-boomerang:

yOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE MUSIC STARTED AS SOON AS THE GIF STARTED IM CRYING

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@5 days ago with 245508 note and 1945677 play

"What if no one ever falls in love with me"

A legitimate thought I have every day (via onlyonereason)

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@6 days ago with 1471 notes
4t-ounce:

Holy shit either he’s a small ass man or that’s a fuckin monster pitbull

4t-ounce:

Holy shit either he’s a small ass man or that’s a fuckin monster pitbull

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@1 week ago with 58186 notes